BAD BABY NAMES 19: Ding Dong!
No matter how hard I try, I keep reading this as "Dia'rrea."
What's with the apostrophe at the end? With the APOSTROPHE ABUSE never end???
Shamu's less-talented cousin. Now appearing at Sea World Des Moines!
Everyone at Cheers knew not to sit at the corner bar stool; that stool was Normeze.
Sometimes you wanna go where every baby knows your name....
Not only has the Emperor no clothes, his wife has no "s"!
:::shaking head in dismay:::
Wasn't this one of Cruella DeVille's henchmen?
Little did the cabbies know, Latka had an evil twin brother...
This CRE8IVE SPELLING should be against the law.
This baby name makes me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels up and SHOUT! Throw my hands up and SHOUT!
Admit it...you see cookies when you look at this name, too.
Aye yi yi. I've seen some bad MERGER names...but even I flinched at this one.
Here's another for our REDNECK HALL OF SHAME!
Here she comes now singing K'Moni, K'Moni!
(Today's names sure do bring back music memories...)
"Don't even THINK about trying a different knee replacement...not when your doctor recommends SHINGO!"
Vowels, people. Seriously. It can't be said often enough. VOWELS.
Sure to conjure up images of drunk old Aunt Esther dancing around the house in her bathrobe and fuzzy slippers on Christmas Eve, or even worse: Hannibal Lector over a plate of fava beans...yuck. To both.
You know a BAD BABY NAMES list isn't complete without a MOUTHFUL name...and this one's a doozy. Forget what I said about vowels. CONSONANTS. You need consonants, people....
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 19 IS....
Poor kid. For the rest of her life, any time she makes a telephone call...some wiseass is gonna yell, "Avon calling!" Truly a shame.
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