Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Oregon Zoo Wants Help Naming Ocelot Kitten

The Oregon Zoo's endangered ocelot kitten will make his first public appearance in mid-December, instead of its original date of January. As a result, the ocelot kitten is still nameless. The baby was born on September 8, and continues to be nurtured by Alice, his mother. Alice and her mate, Ralph, came to Portland's Oregon Zoo in April.

Keepers have chosen their three favorite names and are now seeking the public's help in making the final decision:

*Rio (meaning river or laugh in Spanish or Portuguese).

*Mo (short for monkey, because the kitten lives in the zoo's Primate Building, which has been expanded to include species in South America and the Amazon).

*Bonito ( meaning beautiful or pretty in Spanish).

To cast your vote for your favorite name, please go to

All votes must be submitted by Monday, Dec. 18.

Source: Hillsboro Argus

Heidi Klum & Seal Welcome New Son

Heidi Klum (model and host of Bravo TV's "Project Runway") and her husband, musician Seal, welcomed another son Wednesday.

Heidi made sure her new boy's name was not out done by Suri, Jayden James or David Banda. Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel was born in Los Angeles, just in time for Thanksgiving. He joins big brother Henry (age 1) and big sister Leni (age 2).

Seal, posted a statement on his wife's website: 'He is healthy, beautiful and looks like his mother.'


Thursday, November 16, 2006

Help Name Nina Garcia's Baby!

Nina Garcia, one of the judges on the Bravo network's hit reality show Project Runway, is expecting her first child. Blogging Project Runway is now accepting suggestins for names! It's a great blog in general, so if you like Project Runway (or just want to chime in with your favorite baby name du jour), check it out!

Name Nina's Bambina/Bambino

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Will Ferrell Explains Son's Name

In the November 20th issue of People magazine, Will Ferrell answered questions from a reader who asked how he and wife Viveca Paulin came to name thier first child Magnus: "My wife was born in Sweden and we loved the idea of a Scandinavian name. I've gotten a lot of flack: 'What kind of ego do you have to have to name your child the great one?' That is not it at all."

Will and Viveca are expecting another baby in December.

Source: Celebrity Baby Blog

New Baby Girl for UK Rugby Star Jamie Noon

England and Newcastle Falcons rugby star Jamie Noon and his wife Rachel have become parents again! Elodie Grace was born 7th October, joining her big brother Lewis, who was born in 2005.

Source: Celebrity Baby Blog