Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Thursday, March 23, 2006


Dear Zen Angel:

I love your blog and I've got a gem for you.

Read it this morning in the Sunday Times (Malta) - looks likeyou have two fans from Malta now:)Anyway, here's the announcement in full, for your amusement.

STELLINI. On March 14, at Karin Grech Hospital Maternity Wing, to Katja and Damian, God's beautiful gift of twin daughters - JORJII and JAIMII, most welcome sisters to Mihi. Special thank sto the obstetrician and all the staff at the maternity wing.

the baby names.. oh boy.

Sign me,

A fan in Malta


Dear A Fan,

WOW! I've never been a fan of "cutesy," "rhymy" or "sing-song" twin names, and these two definately are on a BAD list!

Thanks for reading!

---Zen Angel



But the name SKIRMANTE is stricly for women. I think there is no boy in the world who have such a name. This is ancient Lithuanian woman name. I know some Skirmante's.

woman from lithuania. (baltic states)


Dear Woman From Lithuania,

I stand corrected. Thanks!

--Zen Angel

Thursday, March 09, 2006

BBN News: Peaches Urges Other Celebs to Think Twice About Unusual Names

Peaches urges celebs not to give their kids stupid names

Peaches Geldof is appealing to celebrities to stop giving their children ridiculous names.

Peaches, the daughter of Sir Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates, says her own name has made her life hell.

Her given name in full is Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof.

She said: "I hate ridiculous names, my weird name has haunted me all my life.
"I hate being famous; people claim to know me because of my surname."

Peaches has three sisters named Fifi Trixabelle, Pixie and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lilly.