BAD BABY NAMES 26: Because "Wednesday" Reminded Them of The Addams Family...
APOSTROPHE ABUSE and MOUTHFUL all in one bad, bad name.
Just a helpful naming hint: never name a child something that rhymes with diarrhea.
Anne Rice fans, I take it.
Is it just me, or does this sound like something Mushmouth on "Fat Albert" would say?
Is this some weird CRE8IVE SPELLING of the color crimson, or some underground magazine? The world may never know.
The Lovejoat! Soon we'll be making another run....
My eyes hurt.
Ah, another STAR STRUCK name. But is it after the golfer, or the dog on the Brady Bunch? Either way, a naming no-no.
Try saying THAT one five times fast. I dare you.
Otherwise known as Dimwit...for forgetting the "a" in Diamond.
Someone forgot their d'coder ring. Perhaps they left it in North D'Kota?
This sounds like a bit of tattoo flash, not a person.
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 26 IS...
Look, I know it can be hard coming up with an appropriate moniker for your little bundle of joy. But stay away from the calendar. It's not your friend. Obviously.
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