Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 26: Because "Wednesday" Reminded Them of The Addams Family...

BAD BABY NAMES 26


THE RUNNERS-UP:


De'Ontaevious
APOSTROPHE ABUSE and MOUTHFUL all in one bad, bad name.

Zy'reeah
Just a helpful naming hint: never name a child something that rhymes with diarrhea.

Lestat
Anne Rice fans, I take it.

Kaybie
Is it just me, or does this sound like something Mushmouth on "Fat Albert" would say?

Crimzine
Is this some weird CRE8IVE SPELLING of the color crimson, or some underground magazine? The world may never know.

Lovejoat
The Lovejoat! Soon we'll be making another run....

V'Asja Ja'Nyia
My eyes hurt.

Tiger
Ah, another STAR STRUCK name. But is it after the golfer, or the dog on the Brady Bunch? Either way, a naming no-no.

Karhmariana
Try saying THAT one five times fast. I dare you.

Dimond
Otherwise known as Dimwit...for forgetting the "a" in Diamond.




SECOND RUNNER-UP:


D'Kota
Someone forgot their d'coder ring. Perhaps they left it in North D'Kota?


FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Thunder Taz
This sounds like a bit of tattoo flash, not a person.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 26 IS...


THURSDAY


Look, I know it can be hard coming up with an appropriate moniker for your little bundle of joy. But stay away from the calendar. It's not your friend. Obviously.



Feel free to comment...

Saturday, May 21, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES NEWS: Can I Get an Amen?

Rapper DMX & his wife Tishera recently had a baby girl: Praise Mary Ella......

Sunday, May 08, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 25: Did the Baby Have Big Ears or Something???

BAD BABY NAMES 25


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Buddy Eugene
Anyone remember those "My Buddy" dolls back in the 80's? I keep hearing this name in the jingle: "My Buddy! My Buddy! My Buddy Eugene!"

Beckem
As in, Bend it Like...?

Kanon
Bombs away!

JyViolette
I'm not sure what to say about this one...it smells, but not of violets, that's for sure.

Deep Skikha
Try saying this one five times fast...

Cedar
This reminds me, I need a new closet.

Mvhayv
...wha?

Ray-Nathan
Here's another REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name for you. I can hear it now: "Ray-Nathan? You git in here an' git this muffler outta tha kitchen sink, yer ma is tryin' to pluck a chicken!"

McGuire
Here's a STAR STRUCK name that has me asking: Jerry, or Tobey? Maybe Mark?

Luznandie
I am without words.

Mansour
First of all, naming your kid something with "sour" in it is probably not the best idea. Secondly...this name reminds me of the villian from the cartoon "Dexter's Laboratory": Mandark. Brothers, perhaps?

Xander Kye
This sounds more like a fraternity than a baby.

Sharief
"Sharief don't like it! Rock the casbah! Rock the casbah!"

Nova
Named after the PBS show, or the evil war-mongering corporation from "Short Circuit"?

Majic
This name has some bad mojo.

Hewston
Hewston...we definately have a problem with this CRE8IVE SPELLING.

Electra
The father hasn't read the play, I take it.

Nisan
I wonder if the next baby will be Saturn, or Honda?

Genesis-DeAmouri
Look, people...if you can picture the name on either a sci-fi book cover or a porno movie...it's not a great one for an infant. Trust me on this one.

Zae'kee
Jinkies.



SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Minx
I guess they thought Bambi, Vixen and Tawney were just too retro-80's, huh?


FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Lanasjanique
This is one helluva MOUTHFUL name.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 25 IS...


PRINCE CHARLES ANTHONY

This is the worst kind of PSEUDO-ROYALTY name...after all, there already IS a Prince Charles (and can you imagine wanting to name a kid after him?). Oy vey.


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