Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 14: Is Your Baby Gassy?

(Note: this originally appeared on the old BAD BABY NAMES blog.)
BAD BABY NAMES 14


THE RUNNERS-UP:

Nova
Tonight, on PBS...

Syri'yah
Just a thought, but isn't naming a child after a terrorist-harboring nation a bit of a no-no in today's political climate? Will baby #2 be named Libby'yah?

Gallatin
I think I took this once for constapation. I think I need to take it again after seeing it used as a baby name.

O'Merion
Let's hope he at least gets the LUCK of the Irish....

Roosavelt
Speak softly, and carry a BAD BABY NAME!

Be'aJa JaShawn
MOUTHFUL, CRE8VE SPELLING, APOSTROPHE ABUSE...this awful name has it all.

De'Tron
This is a pure SCI-FI SYNDROME name at work! "Hurry! Into the De'Tron machine! We haven't much time!"

Audaisha
This sounds like a hearing aid: "Never miss another conversation with the amazing Audaisha 5000!"

Zreena
I'm dumbstruck. Just as these dumb parents should be struck....hard.

Danavious
This is another naming trend that I am helpless to explain: made-up sounding names that have the appearance of adjectives. Can anyone explain the appeal of this? 'Cause I'm at a loss, folks, I really am.

Heavenly
Watch this kid be a brat. You just know it.

Lakota
OK, this is a big BAD BABY NAME pet peeve for me. I'm Native American. People will ask me, on a fairly regular basis, for NA names for their babies. When I give them names like Tallulah and Anika, they get confused and say, "No, we meant like Cheyenne or Dakota!" Those aren't NA baby names. Those are NA Tribal names. There is a difference, people. And if your baby is Dutch/Irish, he/she is going to look pretty silly with a name like Lakota. But hey, to each their own....

TimBreya
Isn't Tim usually a boy's name? And what's a Breya?

Paytyn
Will we never be free from these unwarranted ATTACKS OF THE Y's???

R'Son
The ATTACKS just keep coming! Please, won't somebody call a cease-fire?

Jacquit
If the BAD BABY NAME fits, you must Jacquit.

Pual
This isn't a CRE8IVE SPELLING....this is a travesty.

Freedom
"You got to give what you take!"
(in my best George Michael voice)

Nylen
And I thought Cutter was a bad name!

Divinity
Isn't this the candy Lucy and Linus are always fighting over in the PEANUTS comic strip?


Karenjat-Nyah
That is quite a MOUTHFUL.

Honesty
Oh, honestly!

Skot
Are these people related to Pual, by any chance?

Duke
This is a terrific example of a PET NAME. People, if you want a dog, buy a dog. Don't do this to a helpless baby.

Terryion
If you want a dog, buy a dog....!


SECOND RUNNER-UP:

Marenity
Um...I think this mom was a tad bit confused. It was the MATERNITY ward you gave birth in, ma'am....


FIRST RUNNER-UP:

K'Le
I keep wondering: is this pronounced like "Kaylee" or like "Kelly"? The world may never know.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 14 IS.....


DIEZEL
Fill 'er up......


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