Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

FAN MAIL! #21

Dear Zen Angel:


I love reading bad baby names! My mum works in the NICU and she sees a lot
of really bizarre names slapped up on the charts at the end of the babies'
beds. But my particular favorite name didn't come from the nursery--instead,
it came from the A Honor Roll sheet on the bulletin board in my school.

"Yzenqwuilah Mole."

I'm not terribly sure about the spelling of the first name. But really, it's
no wonder that she's an A student--it got to be pretty hard to learn to
spell a name like that, and everything else must come pretty easy after
that!

Big fan,

Misty

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Dear Misty,


HOLY COW! That one is DEFINATELY going on next year's BAD BABY NAMES poll!


Thanks for reading!


---Zen Angel

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

BAD BABY NAMES! Fan Mail #20

Dear Zen Angel:


I have a friend who named his son Vader, can you tell he's a big star wars fan?

Leeann


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Dear Leeann:


The BAD BABY NAME from Star Wars strikes back!


Thanks for reading!


---Zen Angel

Friday, January 20, 2006

BAD BABY NAMES! Fan Mail #19

Dear Zen Angel:



Being an eighth-grader in a Pennsylvania suburb, I've heard quite a few atrocities in the past few years. Consider:

Peace Mercyannah - This is the daughter of a family at my church. Why, I ask you.. why?
Keeyauh - Possibly one of the worst cre8ive spellings I've ever seen. The lucky girl with this name pronounces it "Kia."
Mystic Cheyenne - Her parents are washed-up hippies. Can you tell?
Alyxandreea - I am not lying.

There are probably more I can't think of at the moment, but this should be enough to give you a hint of the wonders and joys of life in my town.


-Erin



Dear Erin:

Holy Moley! Those are some baaaaaad names. Alyxandreea is a MOUTHFUl/CRE8IVE SPELLING combination from the bowels of hell itself....and Peace Mercyanna? That's just wrong.

Thanks for reading!


---Zen Angel


Don't forget to vote in the poll!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Top 100 Names of 2005

These are the top 100 baby names of 2005, according to babycenter.com. Do you see any bad baby names on the list?


Girl Names

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1 Emma
2 Emily
3 Madison
4 Kaitlyn
5 Sophia
6 Isabella
7 Olivia
8 Hannah
9 Makayla
10 Ava
11 Abigail
12 Sarah
13 Hailey
14 Kaylee
15 Madeline
16 Ella
17 Grace
18 Mia
19 Riley
20 Samantha
21 Sydney
22 Lauren
23 Mackenzie
24 Chloe
25 Alyssa
26 Lily
27 Alexis
28 Natalie
29 Taylor
30 Anna
31 Brianna
32 Zoe
33 Kylie
34 Ashley
35 Elizabeth
36 Megan
37 Allison
38 Kayla
39 Katherine
40 Kyra
41 Isabelle
42 Morgan
43 Savannah
44 Jasmine
45 Arianna
46 Avery
47 Julia
48 Rachel
49 Maya
50 Jordan
51 Brooke
52 Paige
53 Victoria
54 Peyton
55 Katie
56 Abby
57 Gabriella
58 Alexandra
59 Leah
60 Jessica
61 Rebecca
62 Brooklyn
63 Gabrielle
64 Audrey
65 Amelia
66 Jenna
67 Reagan
68 Sophie
69 Trinity
70 Sierra
71 Cadence
72 Lillian
73 Ashlyn
74 Bailey
75 Gracie
76 Faith
77 Kendall
78 Kate
79 Molly
80 Claire
81 Kennedy
82 Caroline
83 Addison
84 Marissa
85 Alana
86 Destiny
87 Jada
88 Amanda
89 Alexa
90 Erin
91 Layla
92 Gianna
93 Ellie
94 Camryn
95 Nicole
96 Angelina
97 Charlotte
98 Aaliyah
99 Mckenna
100 Lucy



Boy Names

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1 Aidan
2 Jacob
3 Ethan
4 Nicholas
5 Matthew
6 Ryan
7 Tyler
8 Jack
9 Joshua
10 Andrew
11 Dylan
12 Michael
13 Connor
14 Caden
15 Jayden
16 Noah
17 Zachary
18 Alexander
19 Logan
20 Caleb
21 Nathan
22 Jackson
23 William
24 Evan
25 Joseph
26 Benjamin
27 James
28 Christopher
29 Cameron
30 Daniel
31 Christian
32 Luke
33 Gavin
34 Gabriel
35 Mason
36 Anthony
37 Brayden
38 David
39 Austin
40 Lucas
41 John
42 Elijah
43 Owen
44 Jonathan
45 Brandon
46 Alex
47 Samuel
48 Sean
49 Thomas
50 Hunter
51 Landon
52 Jordan
53 Justin
54 Carter
55 Cole
56 Jake
57 Ian
58 Liam
59 Hayden
60 Dominic
61 Isaac
62 Jason
63 Kyle
64 Adam
65 Isaiah
66 Aaron
67 Nathaniel
68 Colin
69 Devin
70 Riley
71 Robert
72 Max
73 Eric
74 Tristan
75 Chase
76 Wyatt
77 Carson
78 Julian
79 Cooper
80 Blake
81 Charlie
82 Brady
83 Bryce
84 Brendan
85 Brian
86 Sebastian
87 Xavier
88 Seth
89 Parker
90 Cody
91 Sam
92 Patrick
93 Ashton
94 Will
95 Kevin
96 Garrett
97 Ben
98 Trevor
99 Henry
100 Drew


And don't forget...the WORST BAD BABY NAMES of 2005 POLL is still open! Cast your votes now, or check out the results! Look at the post below for the link and details.