Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 19: Ding Dong!

BAD BABY NAMES 19


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Cie'rrea
No matter how hard I try, I keep reading this as "Dia'rrea."

Sanai'
What's with the apostrophe at the end? With the APOSTROPHE ABUSE never end???

Shamarko
Shamu's less-talented cousin. Now appearing at Sea World Des Moines!

Normeze
Everyone at Cheers knew not to sit at the corner bar stool; that stool was Normeze.

Boston
Sometimes you wanna go where every baby knows your name....

Emperes
Not only has the Emperor no clothes, his wife has no "s"!

Shaanpierre
:::shaking head in dismay:::

Macreedy
Wasn't this one of Cruella DeVille's henchmen?

La'tko
Little did the cabbies know, Latka had an evil twin brother...

Lawren
This CRE8IVE SPELLING should be against the law.

Isley
This baby name makes me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels up and SHOUT! Throw my hands up and SHOUT!

Oreon
Admit it...you see cookies when you look at this name, too.

Leslimary
Aye yi yi. I've seen some bad MERGER names...but even I flinched at this one.

Jasmynn Mae
Here's another for our REDNECK HALL OF SHAME!

K'Moni Amor
Here she comes now singing K'Moni, K'Moni!
(Today's names sure do bring back music memories...)

Shingo
"Don't even THINK about trying a different knee replacement...not when your doctor recommends SHINGO!"

Sh'nia
Vowels, people. Seriously. It can't be said often enough. VOWELS.



SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Chianti
Sure to conjure up images of drunk old Aunt Esther dancing around the house in her bathrobe and fuzzy slippers on Christmas Eve, or even worse: Hannibal Lector over a plate of fava beans...yuck. To both.



FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Dianionique
You know a BAD BABY NAMES list isn't complete without a MOUTHFUL name...and this one's a doozy. Forget what I said about vowels. CONSONANTS. You need consonants, people....



AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 19 IS....



AVON
Poor kid. For the rest of her life, any time she makes a telephone call...some wiseass is gonna yell, "Avon calling!" Truly a shame.


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