(Note: this originally appeared on the old BAD BABY NAMES blog.)
BAD BABY NAMES 11
Nothing like a MOUTHFUL name to get us started....
I can just hear Gollum now, can't you?
Here's one for the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME..."Anne'Aurora, will you go git younder an' tell Pa t'git them dogs out offa t'porch? Ma wants to take a bath!"
Ah, another bad case of SCI-FI SYNDROME. "Captain...approaching Ajalon IV! Shields up!"
I can't tell if this person is destined to be an accountant or to sell worchester sauce. One of the two.
Hint: don't choose a name based on something cool Scooby-Doo once said....
I keep picturing those cheesy $1.99 framed maiden-on-a-unicorn posters you can buy at quality dollar stores nationwide.
Tydasza car need some gas? Tydasza need a note to get out of gym? Tydasza need directions to the legal name-change forms?
What happens when you mix Clapton and a sheep? Laylaa.
Take cover! It's an ATTACK OF THE Y's, with backup from the MOUTHFUL brigade!!!!
A classic example of a CAVIER name. You can just picture little Stafford in his Polo shirt at the country club now, can't you?
I don't know what to say about this. Mercy.
I'jaaz, U'jaaz, we all jaaz!
After a workout, I just love lounging in the Sa'naa.
"Meeting you, was a view to Akil...."
I'm going to have to create a new BAD BABY NAMES category for all this city names that are cropping up everywhere...
So the posessive form of this would be Javier Ramse's's?
It's a Shaolin Showdown! Or Shaolin Soccer? Oh, who am I kidding. No one but me saw that movie....!
Pa, why iz our sisa such Aalaiza brat?
This is quite the day for REDNECK HALL OF SHAME names!
This unfortunate moniker is a cross between a PSEUDO-ROYALTY name and a bad, bad CRE8IVE SPELLING. I can't help but wonder if little Sesar was born by Sesarian section....
This is another OBJECTS OF DISAFFECTION trend I've noticed lately...naming your child after perfume or cologne. I just know, any day now, I'll stumble across Drakar Noir....
And his sister, Listerine.
I take it back: Laylaa is not so bad after all.
As if Imogene weren't bad enough, let's make it CRE8IVE! Yikes.
This is a great example of a LOSER COMPLEX name. I mean, don't all girls want to be named after the mythological character who brings all suffering into the world?
What, was there already a little Uzi in the family???
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 11 IS....
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