BAD BABY NAMES 27
This reminds me---I need to buy more bottled water.
She might be a cute little baby right now..but someday, this is gonna be a full-grown woman who does NOT want the word "Ox" in her name. Especially if she's got PMS. Trust me on this one.
This is one bad, bad CRE8IVE SPELLING. It isn't clever, it isn't cute...it's vomit-inducing.
What was the point of this???
What a MOUTHFUL name! Yikes.
Frankly, it's a BAD BABY NAME...and I don't give a damn.
This trend towards naming kids after cities has really gotten out of hand...any city, anywhere is up for grabs. I have no doubt I'll soon be sharing with all of my BAD BABY NAMES fans children by the names of Walla Walla and Truth or Consequences. Any day now.
It took me a moment to realize that this is, in fact, a terrible CRE8IVE SPELLING of Halle. I can sum up my feelings for this in one word: blech.
Oh, great. Now I'm going to have the theme song to "The Rockford Files" stuck in my head all day...
Was this blatant APOSTROPHE ABUSE really necessary?
As I said in BAD BABY NAMES 26: it's not a good idea to give a kid a name that rhymes with diarrhea. It's just asking for trouble.
Here's another for the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME. I can actually picture this name under the title, "Dixieland Hayseed Parade Queen"!
LayLa...this has got me on my knees, LayLa. I'm begging, darling, please, LayLa. Darling, won't you change this spelling now?
I blame Jermaine Jackson for this (his son is Jermajesty). Shame on you, Jermaine.
Fe, fi, fo, fum...I smell a bad baby name! And it stinks!
Dad loves Greek tragedies, mom loves Sassoon. What to do, what to do...
I fought the Law...and this name lost.
Does anyone know how to pronounce that middle name? Leave a comment if you do...I am curious. Not very, but still.
Ah, a proud REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name! "Randa Lynn, you git yerself in this here house before you drown! Doncha know t'come in outter the rain?"
(Thanks to Zusia for this one!)
The Jurney of a thousand bad baby names begins with a single CRE8IVE SPELLING...
Huge monster, breathes fire, eats people...yeah, I can see why you'd want to name a baby after THAT.
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 27 IS:
It's a La'miracle that I can even go on after seeing a name like this.
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