BAD BABY NAMES 13: Down At the BBN Corral...

(Note: this originally appeared on the old BAD BABY NAMES blog.)

BAD BABY NAMES 12


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Fayth

Gotta, gotta, gotta have Fayth.

(in my best George Michael voice)

P.C.

The parents didn't want to offend anyone.

Shanamarie

Here's one for the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME!

Pose

Strike a Pose!

I'Zeyonna

What do the "I" and the APOSTROPHE ABUSE add to this name? Anyone?

Sei'Jearr

There's simply not words for my dismay.

Gibson

As opposed to Ibanez?

Campbell

Mmm, Mmm....not good.

Riston

Is it just me, or does this sound like a car part? "Can I have an estimate on those two broken Ristons?"

Jaxyn

Some names fall victim to the unfortunate CRE8IVE SPELLING craze more than others. Take Jackson, for example. Or Jaxyn. Or Jacsin. Or Jackyn.

Au'Veonna

Au'Veonna! Oh, don't you cry for me! I'm off to Lousiana, takin' your BAD BABY NAME with me!

Mansir

Little brother to Dexter's nemesis, Mandark.

Key-Asia

The lesser known, unpopular subcontinent.

Jadahlynn

Yikes! MOUTHFUL alert!

Keylee

I think Keylee should hook up with Key-Asia and go shopping for Keewees.

Tybalt

Dad worked 16 hours a day, mining for Tybalt.

Shorna

You 'unt somethin' from the 7-11? Nah? You Shorna?

Leelasha

What a day for REDNECK HALL OF SHAME names!

Aymodie

This sounds like one of those herbal diet supplements: "With Aymodie Seven, you never have to feel bloated and fat again!"

Cae'zar

Ceasar, and its many CRE8IVE SPELLINGS, is quickly de-throning Princess as this year's trendy PSEUDO-ROYALTY name. Someone, bring me a small lyre!

Cam'Ron

I saw this BAD BABY NAME, and my heart stood still, Cam'Ron Ron Ron Ron, Cam'Ron Ron Ron!

Mercaydez

WOW.

Robreal

As opposed to Robfake.

Deyounce

Isn't this what Rabbit gave Tigger to make him stop bouncing?

Lexandra

Because the letter "A" was so extraneous....

Bambi

A shoo-in for the Future Exotic Dancers of America.


SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Emmagine
I'm pretty sure John Lennon didn't Emmagine this....

FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Kodiak

I can bear-ly stand it.....


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 13 IS.....


JESSIE JAMES

This is either a HERO COMPLEX or a LOSER COMPLEX name, depending on your perspective. In any event, it's a baby name no-no. I wonder what their next child will be named: Al Capone or John Gotti? Decisions, decisions, decisions......


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