(Note: this originally appeared on the old BAD BABY NAMES blog.)
BAD BABY NAMES 12
Gotta, gotta, gotta have Fayth.
The parents didn't want to offend anyone.
Here's one for the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME!
Strike a Pose!
What do the "I" and the APOSTROPHE ABUSE add to this name? Anyone?
There's simply not words for my dismay.
As opposed to Ibanez?
Mmm, Mmm....not good.
Is it just me, or does this sound like a car part? "Can I have an estimate on those two broken Ristons?"
Some names fall victim to the unfortunate CRE8IVE SPELLING craze more than others. Take Jackson, for example. Or Jaxyn. Or Jacsin. Or Jackyn.
Au'Veonna! Oh, don't you cry for me! I'm off to Lousiana, takin' your BAD BABY NAME with me!
The lesser known, unpopular subcontinent.
Yikes! MOUTHFUL alert!
I think Keylee should hook up with Key-Asia and go shopping for Keewees.
Dad worked 16 hours a day, mining for Tybalt.
You 'unt somethin' from the 7-11? Nah? You Shorna?
What a day for REDNECK HALL OF SHAME names!
This sounds like one of those herbal diet supplements: "With Aymodie Seven, you never have to feel bloated and fat again!"
Ceasar, and its many CRE8IVE SPELLINGS, is quickly de-throning Princess as this year's trendy PSEUDO-ROYALTY name. Someone, bring me a small lyre!
I saw this BAD BABY NAME, and my heart stood still, Cam'Ron Ron Ron Ron, Cam'Ron Ron Ron!
As opposed to Robfake.
Isn't this what Rabbit gave Tigger to make him stop bouncing?
Because the letter "A" was so extraneous....
A shoo-in for the Future Exotic Dancers of America.
I'm pretty sure John Lennon didn't Emmagine this....
I can bear-ly stand it.....
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 13 IS.....
This is either a HERO COMPLEX or a LOSER COMPLEX name, depending on your perspective. In any event, it's a baby name no-no. I wonder what their next child will be named: Al Capone or John Gotti? Decisions, decisions, decisions......
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