BAD BABY NAMES 10: Cosmic Blunder
At the hoe-down, Bubba's a-gonna play his gee-tar and I'm a-gonna play my Mandy-Lynn....
Uh, gee, Deorge! When we get to the farm we can have lots and lots of rabbits....
"I betcha Lucky Lindy never flew so high...."
Well, it's better than Paris, which now has that unfortuante Hilton sister connotation.
Is it just me, or does this sound like a brothel outside of Vegas?
I've been seeing this one quite often lately, and I don't get the appeal. Is it a STAR STRUCK name (Toni Braxton)? Or is it some sort of OBJECT OF DISAFFECTION name (Braxton-Hicks contractions drove ol' mom nuts)? I don't get it.
Auyumn-Rain, here me roar!
This one has me perplexed. What is attractive about a ridge? All I can think of is mountains or potato chips. Am I missing something?
Just when I thought I had seen all the PSEUDO-ROYALTY names out there, along comes Sultan David. I wonder if he'll someday name a daughter Jasmine....
It's not just that Priest is a bad, terrible, truly awful HERO COMPLEX name. And it's not just that Soulja is ridiculous in the extreme. It's when you put them together....it begs you to finish "Priest Soulja soul to the devil, did he?"
AND THE WINNER FOR BAD BABY NAMES 10 IS.....
OK, we're going to stop laughing at this name. Any minute now. Really, we are. I mean it.
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