(Note: this originally appeared on the old BAD BABY NAMES blog.)
BAD BABY NAMES 9
No better way to start off BBN 9 than with such a MOUTHFUL!
I keep wondering if this is just a CRE8IVE SPELLING of Diana (with the "j" silent), or if it's day-jah-nah. Either way...blech.
This is not only a bad, bad CRE8IVE SPELLING, but a great example of why an ATTACK OF THE Y's should be stopped---immediately---by the United Nations as a crime against humanity.
A Christina Aguillera fan, I assume? I guess we should just be grateful she didn't name the baby "Xtina."
Is there any gas in me lorry, Norry?
I suddenly feel like shopping....
There is just no excuse for this, people. None whatsoever.
Whatever happened to Pearl, Opal and Jade? They've been commandered by Diamond, Emerald and Amythest. I guess you can say the STATUS SYMBOL parents are moving up in the gem world.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Totiyonna Meoshia LaNiece
She was welcomed home by her brother, Geeohvynnee Jaycuub DaNephew.
Quawntavious Ra'shun De'mone
Oh, no! Not again! Where in America are these people that think DEMON is a good name for a baby?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
He's Sailor the baby man, he eats all the milk he can, he's full of anger and emotion, 'cause he hates the ocean, he's Sailor the baby man!
Let me guess: when he was born, the moon was in the seventh house....
Well, at least it's not Chevelle.
This is the kind of BAD BABY NAME that makes you wonder what, exactly, was in the parent's minds (and why they didn't spend the previous nine months finding a better name). Are they KISS fans? Like to play poker a bit too much? Own a hardware store? What is it?
This sounds more like a small island off the coast of Greece than a baby name.
Jah mon, like, we's so happy t'be welcoming home de baby, mon!
I want to scream and claw my eyes out right now. I really, really do.
Dynacty Geneva Stowe
And I thought last entry's Dynasty was bad! At least it was spelled correctly.
Here's a great one for the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME! I just wonder if her last name is Who.....
And her brother, Limey.
This is, quite possibly, even more annoying than an ATTACK OF THE Y's.
What a fine lady she was, so polite and Dy'mere.....
Oh, come on. You people aren't even trying anymore.
OK, I got quite a laugh wondering what the baby announcements looked like....did they do the whole ransom note thing? Did they look like the cover of a Sex Pistols album? I need some air.
We all wondered what happened to the love child of Drew Barrymore and E.T., well, wonder no more.....
AND THE WINNER FOR BAD BABY NAMES 9 IS....
Yes, I know the children are our future. But you're not supposed to take that LITERALLY!
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