Bad Baby Names 36: Trustin Me, Justin Me
Just when I think I've seen the most tongue-twisting MOUTHFUL name around...I am proven wrong yet again.
Is it just me, or does this sound like a 1980's-era wine cooler?
Remember way back when, when I suggested to folks that they avoid names that rhyme with the word "diarrhea"? Well, the same goes for names that rhyme with "gonorrhea." Avoid! Avoid!
Respect your Elder! Damn youngsters.
I guess it's time for yet another GENDER BENDER name! Boy or girl? You decide!
They could call their home videos "Hangin' With Baby Hooper."
Now, this bad, bad CRE8IVE SPELLING makes it clear that this family is NOT hooked on phonics.
I guess the next baby they'll name "Hallebut."
Don't name your kids after your junior-high school hairdo, people. That should go without saying.
These people have been watching way too much "Treasure Hunters."
Poor Santa, trying to figure out every year if Naughtia belongs on the Naughty or Nice list...
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 36 IS....
And his little brother, Justin Jesus!
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