Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 28: Into the Woods

BAD BABY NAMES 28


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Jaysanna Marie
Nothing like a good REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name to get BBN28 rolling!

Nylette
I can't tell if this is a baby name or a pair of knee-high panty hose.

Brenautica Richelle
Wow...a BAD BABY NAME double: a MOUTHFUL first name and a CRE8IVE SPELLING middle name! Take a bow...it's bad all the way around!

Jairid
Speaking of bad CRE8IVE SPELLINGS...

Titleist
Anyone remember that old Beavis & Butt-head episode where they steal Anderson's golf balls and sell them back to him? Beavis keeps reading the balls and saying, "TITleist!" Well, that's all I can think of when I see this name. I'm not sure if that reflects badly on the name, me or both...

Montzerrath
Martinique..that Montzerrath mystique!
(In my best Beach Boys voice)

Nattalii-Grace
All I can say here is...WHY? WHY? WHY?

Chanel
You just KNOW this kid has four older siblings...

L'Cole
Old King L'Cole was an unhappy old soul, an unhappy old soul was he. He called for an end to APOSTROPHE ABUSE....but was still stuck with L-C-O-L-E.

Lizfarianne
Holy MOUTHFUL NAMES, Batman!



SECOND RUNNER-UP:



Darling Leitasi
Not only is this middle name a MOUTHFUL nightmare...the first name is DARLING. And I thought Precious was bad...well, it IS bad. But Darling just might be worse!



FIRST RUNNER-UP:



Don'ta'ja
This, folks, is the APOSTROPHE ABUSE name to end all APOSTROPHE ABUSE names.



AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 28 IS...


PRINCESS MEADOW ROYALTY
Thanks to Zusia and her sister for this one!




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