BAD BABY NAMES 28: Into the Woods
Nothing like a good REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name to get BBN28 rolling!
I can't tell if this is a baby name or a pair of knee-high panty hose.
Wow...a BAD BABY NAME double: a MOUTHFUL first name and a CRE8IVE SPELLING middle name! Take a bow...it's bad all the way around!
Speaking of bad CRE8IVE SPELLINGS...
Anyone remember that old Beavis & Butt-head episode where they steal Anderson's golf balls and sell them back to him? Beavis keeps reading the balls and saying, "TITleist!" Well, that's all I can think of when I see this name. I'm not sure if that reflects badly on the name, me or both...
Martinique..that Montzerrath mystique!
(In my best Beach Boys voice)
All I can say here is...WHY? WHY? WHY?
You just KNOW this kid has four older siblings...
Old King L'Cole was an unhappy old soul, an unhappy old soul was he. He called for an end to APOSTROPHE ABUSE....but was still stuck with L-C-O-L-E.
Holy MOUTHFUL NAMES, Batman!
Not only is this middle name a MOUTHFUL nightmare...the first name is DARLING. And I thought Precious was bad...well, it IS bad. But Darling just might be worse!
This, folks, is the APOSTROPHE ABUSE name to end all APOSTROPHE ABUSE names.
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 28 IS...
PRINCESS MEADOW ROYALTY
Thanks to Zusia and her sister for this one!
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