Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 27: It's a La'Miracle!

BAD BABY NAMES 27


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Aquarina
This reminds me---I need to buy more bottled water.

Oxana
She might be a cute little baby right now..but someday, this is gonna be a full-grown woman who does NOT want the word "Ox" in her name. Especially if she's got PMS. Trust me on this one.

Zenniphyr
This is one bad, bad CRE8IVE SPELLING. It isn't clever, it isn't cute...it's vomit-inducing.

Gabriellaanne
What was the point of this???

Deayahjanique
What a MOUTHFUL name! Yikes.

Rhett
Frankly, it's a BAD BABY NAME...and I don't give a damn.

Brasilia
This trend towards naming kids after cities has really gotten out of hand...any city, anywhere is up for grabs. I have no doubt I'll soon be sharing with all of my BAD BABY NAMES fans children by the names of Walla Walla and Truth or Consequences. Any day now.

Ha-Ly
It took me a moment to realize that this is, in fact, a terrible CRE8IVE SPELLING of Halle. I can sum up my feelings for this in one word: blech.

Rockford
Oh, great. Now I'm going to have the theme song to "The Rockford Files" stuck in my head all day...

Jane't
Was this blatant APOSTROPHE ABUSE really necessary?

Anah'reya
As I said in BAD BABY NAMES 26: it's not a good idea to give a kid a name that rhymes with diarrhea. It's just asking for trouble.

Baylee-Ann
Here's another for the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME. I can actually picture this name under the title, "Dixieland Hayseed Parade Queen"!

LayLa
LayLa...this has got me on my knees, LayLa. I'm begging, darling, please, LayLa. Darling, won't you change this spelling now?

Jermichael
I blame Jermaine Jackson for this (his son is Jermajesty). Shame on you, Jermaine.

Fe
Fe, fi, fo, fum...I smell a bad baby name! And it stinks!

Odysseous Vidall
Dad loves Greek tragedies, mom loves Sassoon. What to do, what to do...

Law
I fought the Law...and this name lost.

Deliliah Ntxhi
Does anyone know how to pronounce that middle name? Leave a comment if you do...I am curious. Not very, but still.

Randa Lynn
Ah, a proud REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name! "Randa Lynn, you git yerself in this here house before you drown! Doncha know t'come in outter the rain?"
(Thanks to Zusia for this one!)



SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Jurney
The Jurney of a thousand bad baby names begins with a single CRE8IVE SPELLING...



FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Dragon
Huge monster, breathes fire, eats people...yeah, I can see why you'd want to name a baby after THAT.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 27 IS:


LA'MIRACLE CHASITIE
It's a La'miracle that I can even go on after seeing a name like this.



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