Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 25: Did the Baby Have Big Ears or Something???

BAD BABY NAMES 25


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Buddy Eugene
Anyone remember those "My Buddy" dolls back in the 80's? I keep hearing this name in the jingle: "My Buddy! My Buddy! My Buddy Eugene!"

Beckem
As in, Bend it Like...?

Kanon
Bombs away!

JyViolette
I'm not sure what to say about this one...it smells, but not of violets, that's for sure.

Deep Skikha
Try saying this one five times fast...

Cedar
This reminds me, I need a new closet.

Mvhayv
...wha?

Ray-Nathan
Here's another REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name for you. I can hear it now: "Ray-Nathan? You git in here an' git this muffler outta tha kitchen sink, yer ma is tryin' to pluck a chicken!"

McGuire
Here's a STAR STRUCK name that has me asking: Jerry, or Tobey? Maybe Mark?

Luznandie
I am without words.

Mansour
First of all, naming your kid something with "sour" in it is probably not the best idea. Secondly...this name reminds me of the villian from the cartoon "Dexter's Laboratory": Mandark. Brothers, perhaps?

Xander Kye
This sounds more like a fraternity than a baby.

Sharief
"Sharief don't like it! Rock the casbah! Rock the casbah!"

Nova
Named after the PBS show, or the evil war-mongering corporation from "Short Circuit"?

Majic
This name has some bad mojo.

Hewston
Hewston...we definately have a problem with this CRE8IVE SPELLING.

Electra
The father hasn't read the play, I take it.

Nisan
I wonder if the next baby will be Saturn, or Honda?

Genesis-DeAmouri
Look, people...if you can picture the name on either a sci-fi book cover or a porno movie...it's not a great one for an infant. Trust me on this one.

Zae'kee
Jinkies.



SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Minx
I guess they thought Bambi, Vixen and Tawney were just too retro-80's, huh?


FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Lanasjanique
This is one helluva MOUTHFUL name.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 25 IS...


PRINCE CHARLES ANTHONY

This is the worst kind of PSEUDO-ROYALTY name...after all, there already IS a Prince Charles (and can you imagine wanting to name a kid after him?). Oy vey.


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