BAD BABY NAMES 25: Did the Baby Have Big Ears or Something???
Anyone remember those "My Buddy" dolls back in the 80's? I keep hearing this name in the jingle: "My Buddy! My Buddy! My Buddy Eugene!"
As in, Bend it Like...?
I'm not sure what to say about this one...it smells, but not of violets, that's for sure.
Try saying this one five times fast...
This reminds me, I need a new closet.
Here's another REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name for you. I can hear it now: "Ray-Nathan? You git in here an' git this muffler outta tha kitchen sink, yer ma is tryin' to pluck a chicken!"
Here's a STAR STRUCK name that has me asking: Jerry, or Tobey? Maybe Mark?
I am without words.
First of all, naming your kid something with "sour" in it is probably not the best idea. Secondly...this name reminds me of the villian from the cartoon "Dexter's Laboratory": Mandark. Brothers, perhaps?
This sounds more like a fraternity than a baby.
"Sharief don't like it! Rock the casbah! Rock the casbah!"
Named after the PBS show, or the evil war-mongering corporation from "Short Circuit"?
This name has some bad mojo.
Hewston...we definately have a problem with this CRE8IVE SPELLING.
The father hasn't read the play, I take it.
I wonder if the next baby will be Saturn, or Honda?
Look, people...if you can picture the name on either a sci-fi book cover or a porno movie...it's not a great one for an infant. Trust me on this one.
I guess they thought Bambi, Vixen and Tawney were just too retro-80's, huh?
This is one helluva MOUTHFUL name.
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 25 IS...
PRINCE CHARLES ANTHONY
This is the worst kind of PSEUDO-ROYALTY name...after all, there already IS a Prince Charles (and can you imagine wanting to name a kid after him?). Oy vey.
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