BAD BABY NAMES 26: Because "Wednesday" Reminded Them of The Addams Family...

BAD BABY NAMES 26


THE RUNNERS-UP:


De'Ontaevious
APOSTROPHE ABUSE and MOUTHFUL all in one bad, bad name.

Zy'reeah
Just a helpful naming hint: never name a child something that rhymes with diarrhea.

Lestat
Anne Rice fans, I take it.

Kaybie
Is it just me, or does this sound like something Mushmouth on "Fat Albert" would say?

Crimzine
Is this some weird CRE8IVE SPELLING of the color crimson, or some underground magazine? The world may never know.

Lovejoat
The Lovejoat! Soon we'll be making another run....

V'Asja Ja'Nyia
My eyes hurt.

Tiger
Ah, another STAR STRUCK name. But is it after the golfer, or the dog on the Brady Bunch? Either way, a naming no-no.

Karhmariana
Try saying THAT one five times fast. I dare you.

Dimond
Otherwise known as Dimwit...for forgetting the "a" in Diamond.




SECOND RUNNER-UP:


D'Kota
Someone forgot their d'coder ring. Perhaps they left it in North D'Kota?


FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Thunder Taz
This sounds like a bit of tattoo flash, not a person.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 26 IS...


THURSDAY


Look, I know it can be hard coming up with an appropriate moniker for your little bundle of joy. But stay away from the calendar. It's not your friend. Obviously.



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