BAD BABY NAMES 23: Come On People, Now...

BAD BABY NAMES 23


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Bryar
This is probably the king of all HILLBILLY HALL OF FAME names.

Benedicta
Because why should only men be known for traitorous acts?

J'Luca
His name is J'Luca, he lives on the second floor....

Falisity
I realize that this is most likely a bad CRE8IVE SPELLING of "Felicity," but it just rings "false" with me.

Maguire
You had me at "bad baby name!"

Willieleana
A friend for little Bryar, perhaps?

Sparrow
Aaahh...how tweet.

Danny Cavalier
Wasn't he one of the back-up singers in "Grease"?

Soren
Did they name the baby after Superman's dad...or MTV News' Tabitha? The world may never know.

Aptickasic
What a MOUTHFULL!

Romeo
Where for art thou, poorly named one?


SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Secret
Bad enough for a deodorant...but put on a baby.


FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Montana Sierra Sioux
I have no words for this. I need an aspirin.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 23 IS:


TOGETHER
Try as I might, I can't figure out WHY anyone would name their child this. It boggles the mind.


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BAD BABY NAMES 22: Brrrr!

BAD BABY NAMES 22


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Buffy
This one just "slays" me.

Kar-rizma'Kyera
WOW! APOSTROPHE ABUSE, MOUTHFUL & CRE8IVE SPELLING...all in one bad, bad name! Quite the achievement.

Gracious
Goodness.

Piercen
And his brother, Tattooin.

Rowdy
Here's a good example of a LOSER COMPLEX name. I mean, how can a child named Rowdy be expected to behave?

Zadok
Another great SCI-FI SYNDROME name: "We approached Prime Minister of Apelex Three, Zadok the Most High, with trepidation...."

AnA
Was this necessary?

Johnnyton
This is one of the least pleasant CRE8IVE SPELLINGS ever. Yuck.

Cricket
After the game, or the insect? Either way, blech!

Lazarus
Can you imagine waking this kid up in the morning for school? "Arise, Lazarus! ARISE!"

Savannah-Jean
Another for the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME!



SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Apollo
Houston, we DEFINATELY have a problem.


FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Canari Marie
As opposed to Parakeet Jean.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 22 IS....


SNOWY DAWN
I get chills just looking at this name. And not the good kind of chills. The "eek-gads!" kind of chills. Brrrr!


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