Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 23: Come On People, Now...

BAD BABY NAMES 23


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Bryar
This is probably the king of all HILLBILLY HALL OF FAME names.

Benedicta
Because why should only men be known for traitorous acts?

J'Luca
His name is J'Luca, he lives on the second floor....

Falisity
I realize that this is most likely a bad CRE8IVE SPELLING of "Felicity," but it just rings "false" with me.

Maguire
You had me at "bad baby name!"

Willieleana
A friend for little Bryar, perhaps?

Sparrow
Aaahh...how tweet.

Danny Cavalier
Wasn't he one of the back-up singers in "Grease"?

Soren
Did they name the baby after Superman's dad...or MTV News' Tabitha? The world may never know.

Aptickasic
What a MOUTHFULL!

Romeo
Where for art thou, poorly named one?


SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Secret
Bad enough for a deodorant...but put on a baby.


FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Montana Sierra Sioux
I have no words for this. I need an aspirin.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 23 IS:


TOGETHER
Try as I might, I can't figure out WHY anyone would name their child this. It boggles the mind.



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