Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Monday, March 07, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 22: Brrrr!

BAD BABY NAMES 22


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Buffy
This one just "slays" me.

Kar-rizma'Kyera
WOW! APOSTROPHE ABUSE, MOUTHFUL & CRE8IVE SPELLING...all in one bad, bad name! Quite the achievement.

Gracious
Goodness.

Piercen
And his brother, Tattooin.

Rowdy
Here's a good example of a LOSER COMPLEX name. I mean, how can a child named Rowdy be expected to behave?

Zadok
Another great SCI-FI SYNDROME name: "We approached Prime Minister of Apelex Three, Zadok the Most High, with trepidation...."

AnA
Was this necessary?

Johnnyton
This is one of the least pleasant CRE8IVE SPELLINGS ever. Yuck.

Cricket
After the game, or the insect? Either way, blech!

Lazarus
Can you imagine waking this kid up in the morning for school? "Arise, Lazarus! ARISE!"

Savannah-Jean
Another for the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME!



SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Apollo
Houston, we DEFINATELY have a problem.


FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Canari Marie
As opposed to Parakeet Jean.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 22 IS....


SNOWY DAWN
I get chills just looking at this name. And not the good kind of chills. The "eek-gads!" kind of chills. Brrrr!


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