Bad Baby Names 36: Trustin Me, Justin Me

BAD BABY NAMES 36


Ayshunteuntae
Just when I think I've seen the most tongue-twisting MOUTHFUL name around...I am proven wrong yet again.

Vintavious
Is it just me, or does this sound like a 1980's-era wine cooler?

Johnahria
Remember way back when, when I suggested to folks that they avoid names that rhyme with the word "diarrhea"? Well, the same goes for names that rhyme with "gonorrhea." Avoid! Avoid!

Elder
Respect your Elder! Damn youngsters.

Jon'Nya
I guess it's time for yet another GENDER BENDER name! Boy or girl? You decide!

Hooper
They could call their home videos "Hangin' With Baby Hooper."

Myrikal
Now, this bad, bad CRE8IVE SPELLING makes it clear that this family is NOT hooked on phonics.

Seabastian
I guess the next baby they'll name "Hallebut."

Spikey
Don't name your kids after your junior-high school hairdo, people. That should go without saying.





SECOND RUNNER-UP


Key Emily


These people have been watching way too much "Treasure Hunters."



FIRST RUNNER-UP


Naughtia


Poor Santa, trying to figure out every year if Naughtia belongs on the Naughty or Nice list...



AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 36 IS....



TRUSTIN JESUS


And his little brother, Justin Jesus!



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