Bad Baby Names!

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Friday, January 20, 2006

BAD BABY NAMES! Fan Mail #19

Dear Zen Angel:

Being an eighth-grader in a Pennsylvania suburb, I've heard quite a few atrocities in the past few years. Consider:

Peace Mercyannah - This is the daughter of a family at my church. Why, I ask you.. why?
Keeyauh - Possibly one of the worst cre8ive spellings I've ever seen. The lucky girl with this name pronounces it "Kia."
Mystic Cheyenne - Her parents are washed-up hippies. Can you tell?
Alyxandreea - I am not lying.

There are probably more I can't think of at the moment, but this should be enough to give you a hint of the wonders and joys of life in my town.


Dear Erin:

Holy Moley! Those are some baaaaaad names. Alyxandreea is a MOUTHFUl/CRE8IVE SPELLING combination from the bowels of hell itself....and Peace Mercyanna? That's just wrong.

Thanks for reading!

---Zen Angel

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