BAD BABY NAMES 24: I Am Not A Baby Crook!

BAD BABY NAMES 24


THE RUNNERS-UP:


Otman
I'm not even sure where to begin with this one...is this a baby, or a place to put your feet?

Stalina-Belle
For the REDNECK HALL OF FAMER who votes Communist.

Trapper
And his brother, Hawkeye.

Alyxx
This bad, bad CRE8IVE SPELLING looks more suited for an adult-movie set than the nursery set.

Jaegar
Just a helpful tip: naming your baby after the alcohol that led to the conception is NOT cute.

Kobe
After all, he wasn't guilty...was he?

Cu-Nu
I need an aspirin.

Money
Look, I know babies are expensive and all...but isn't this complaining a bit TOO much?

Namununa
Am I the only one hearing the "Manah Manah" song from "The Muppet Show"?




SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Divine
This is the oddest STAR STRUCK name I've seen thus far. Where are these parents who actually want to name their baby after a morbidly-obese drag queen?



FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Patients
This child is certainly going to have to learn a lot of "patients," because she's gonna have to spell this awful CRE8IVE SPELLING name to everyone, everywhere. And cope with the laughter that follows.


AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 24 IS...


NIXON
I am not a baby crook! I hereby resign my post as president of mommy and me!


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