Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 2: Can I get an "Amen"?

(Note: this post first appeared on my blog THE ZEN PRETZEL TRICK.)

BAD BABY NAMES 2



THE RUNNERS-UP:



McConly Buck
You know, I'm not even sure where to begin on this one...except to say, wasn't Buck the name of the dog on "Married...With Children"?

Baron Alex

Somebody...please stop these PSEUDO-ROYALTY names! They just keep getting worse and worse....

Kaialena
Can I buy a consonant?

K'iv Mack
Wasn't he in the Digital Underground?

Jazleen
Few names scream REDNECK HALL OF SHAME more than this one....

Lazerine

...except maybe for this one!

Dayssy
How to ruin an old-fashioned classic in three easy steps: step one, completely misspell it; step two, sprinkle in a little ATTACK OF THE Y's; and step three, enjoy!

Isreal
Isthisforreal?

Rylynn
Ah! An ATTACK OF THE Y's! Run for the hills!

Sophani

This is what happens when Mom wants to name baby "Sophia" and Dad is stuck on "Symphany." Shoulda gone with Mom's choice, folks.

Helio
I think this baby's parents were huffing on one too many balloons at the carnival when they came up with this one.


SECOND RUNNER-UP:



Junnet Ph
Wasn't this one of the fraternities that turned down the boys from "Revenge of the Nerds"?


FIRST RUNNER-UP:



Say'Yonce Laski
See what ruin misguided fans of Beyounce have caused? For shame.



AND THE WINNER FOR BBN#2 IS....



MIRACLE DIVINE
Hallelujah! We have a winner!

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1 Comments:

  • At 6:53 AM, Anonymous Watermelon said…

    Say'Yonce.. Um isn't that what You do to Summon Spirits? Lol

     

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