BAD BABY NAMES 4: Princess Who???
BAD BABY NAMES 4
And her brother, Versace Johnni.
"I, Exabien the Half-Elf wizard-mage, attack Terranasia with my Sword of Truth! You now have only 10 life points left! I rock!"
Genesis Kanawai Josiah
OK, let's examine this one for a moment.....this kid is now, effectively, named after an Italian painter and a Notre Dame football player. That is one hell of a juxtaposition.
Martha-Mae Yako Balassa
This has GOT to be one of the WORST CRE8IVE SPELLINGS ever. It's truly, truly unfortunate.
I take it back...Martha-Mae is not so bad after all....
A'Magine there's no cre8ive names, I wonder if you can, no Aveions to ponder or legal name-changes to plan.....
Not only is this name cursed with the unnecessary apostrophe that is blighting the baby nurseries like a swarm of badly-placed and grammatically-incorrect locusts, but this is a name that will forever be mispronounced....as Nazi. Not a good thing to saddle a child with.
If anyone has the foggiest clue how this is supposed to be pronounced....speak now, or forever hold your z's.
Let me guess....mom and dad are going through a goth phase, right?
AND THE WINNER FOR BBN#4 IS....
PRINCESS TY AWNA LOUISE
Where to start, where to start....Well, first of all....every parent thinks their darling baby girl is their little princess. Very few actually go so far as to NAME them "Princess." And there's a good reason for this...it's an extremely silly name. If Michael Jackson is doing it...and in this case, "doing it" means giving your children first names that are actually royal titles...that should automatically mean it's too weird for you. WAY too weird for you. And what's with "Ty Awna"? Isn't Ty generally a boy's name? Did they really want Tyawana, or TyAwna, or Ty'Awna, or something equally hideous, and decided to break with the trendy styles and simply put a space between the syllables? Well, at least she has Louise to fall back on...that name is simply outdated, not ridiculous. It could have been worse...it could've been spelled Lew'Eaze.
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