Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Friday, December 30, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 34: Baby Power!

BAD BABY NAMES 34




THE RUNNERS-UP:


Aryona Pebbles Zia
Can you imagine growing up with the name of a breakfast cereal? I can just imagine her siblings: Aryanna Chex Zoe and Aryun Cocoapuffs Zach.
(thanks to Zusia for this one!)

Makai'la
Just when I think the BABY MAC ATTACK names can't get any worse...they start up with the APOSTROPHE ABUSE! Too much, too much....

Heiry
I'm not so wild about Heiry.

Viva
Please tell me her middle name isn't "Las Vegas"....

Knelee Renee
Yes, folks, it IS possible to overdose on the letter "E."

Gorgie
Why not call him "little piggy" and be done with it?

Jaznellie
Ah, a REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name! For those cre8ive hillbillies out there.

Morticia
Ah, the ultimate BABY GOTH name!

Pinnacle
This could very well be the Pinnacle of bad baby names.

Shakerriuna
Wow! What a MOUTHFUL!

Ta'Quwereus
I don't even know where to begin...

Rubyjane
Yet another REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name! Can we be so lucky? Why, yes! We are!

Zy'Erica
And now the CR8IVE SPELLINGS want to merge with APOSTROPHE ABUSE. Have mercy!

Myrakle Ny'aunni
This is truly, truly horrid.

A'jA
Can anyone tell me what the point is behind capitalizing that last "A"? Anybody?

Hunter Grey Wolf
But what if he only wants to hunt brown elk?

Chanze'es
Chanze'es are, this is a bad baby name, Chanze'es are it will make the year-end poll...




SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Demokrat
Aye yi yi.




FIRST RUNNER-UP:




Iron David Carter
He coulda been a contendah...







AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 34 IS....



NINJA MADDOX
This poor kid's gonna go through hell when he's a teenager. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Maddox! Teenage Mutant Ninja Maddox!"





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