BAD BABY NAMES 34: Baby Power!
Aryona Pebbles Zia
Can you imagine growing up with the name of a breakfast cereal? I can just imagine her siblings: Aryanna Chex Zoe and Aryun Cocoapuffs Zach.
(thanks to Zusia for this one!)
Just when I think the BABY MAC ATTACK names can't get any worse...they start up with the APOSTROPHE ABUSE! Too much, too much....
I'm not so wild about Heiry.
Please tell me her middle name isn't "Las Vegas"....
Yes, folks, it IS possible to overdose on the letter "E."
Why not call him "little piggy" and be done with it?
Ah, a REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name! For those cre8ive hillbillies out there.
Ah, the ultimate BABY GOTH name!
This could very well be the Pinnacle of bad baby names.
Wow! What a MOUTHFUL!
I don't even know where to begin...
Yet another REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name! Can we be so lucky? Why, yes! We are!
And now the CR8IVE SPELLINGS want to merge with APOSTROPHE ABUSE. Have mercy!
This is truly, truly horrid.
Can anyone tell me what the point is behind capitalizing that last "A"? Anybody?
Hunter Grey Wolf
But what if he only wants to hunt brown elk?
Chanze'es are, this is a bad baby name, Chanze'es are it will make the year-end poll...
Aye yi yi.
Iron David Carter
He coulda been a contendah...
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 34 IS....
This poor kid's gonna go through hell when he's a teenager. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Maddox! Teenage Mutant Ninja Maddox!"
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