Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES! Fan Mail #16

Dear Zen Angel:

I have a bad name for you:

Ephram Zenon Blue

This was reported in the Births section of my high school alumni magazine. Blue is the second middle name, not the last name. The latest edition of the alumni news included this name in the "Births" section. They gave the graduation year of the alumni parent but don't specify the baby's birthday. I assume it would be within the last year through.

BTW the school also graduated a Galaxy Craze (whose novel you can buy at Amazon) and Uma Thurman was also there but dropped out to go into showbiz.

Bonnie Gibbons

Dear Bonnie:

Those are two BAD BABY NAMES! It's hard to put ol' Zenon in a category: the first name is REDNECK HALL OF SHAME, the middle is SCI-FI SYNDROME and the other middle name is just plain bad!

And speaking of SCI-FI SYNDROME names...Galaxy Craze has got to be one of the worst ones I've heard yet. It sounds like a video game or a pulp fiction book.

Thanks for reading!

---Zen Angel


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