Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 32: The Opposite of City Rainfall?

BAD BABY NAMES 32




THE RUNNERS-UP:




Julio Caesar
Julius' younger brother, a former member of Menudo, set out to win the world with music!


Jalynn Jo
Another for the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME! "Jalynn Jo, don't poke at that there dead racoon in the road! Yer not 'posed to play with yer food!"


JaKeil'a Ta-Shay
There's so much wrong with this name, I'm getting vertigo just looking at it. I need to sit down.


Angel Gabriel
And his brother, Archangel Michael.


Ma'Kyah Nastasia
Not only is the first name suffering from an acute case of APOSTROPHE ABUSE, the middle name actually tries to make the word "nasty" look cute. Oy vey.


Markeiyah Autiyunnah
What a MOUTHFUL!


Arrow
No, don't tell me...his brother's name is Bo, right?


N'finique
The reasons not to use this name are just n'finite.


Estephanie
Where's the "dot com"?


Tri-An
Is it just me, or does this sound like an allergy shot? "He's been stung by a bee! Quick! Ten cc's of Tri-An, STAT!"


Malibu
Oh, please, please, PLEASE tell me her middle name is not Barbie.





SECOND RUNNER-UP:



Lazer
Oh, goodie. The vertigo's back.




FIRST RUNNER-UP:



Diamond Allure
When I first began this blog, the STATUS SYMBOL names were few and far between, but lately...they're all over the place....each one tackier than the last.




AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 32 IS.....




WILDERNESS SUNSHINE LYNN-NICOLE

So much better than their first choice, City Rainfall Jennifer-Leigh, dontcha think?
(Thanks to Zusia for this one!)






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