Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 30: Pass on the Bubbly

BAD BABY NAMES 30




THE RUNNERS-UP:



Ja'sheem Day'twain Chris
Two MOUTHFUL names followed by a nickname. Hmmm.....

Sway Elise
Heaven help this poor child if she ever enrolls in dance class.

D'Monie
I'm not sure how to classify this monstrosity. APOSTROPHE ABUSE? STATUS SYMBOL? How about just plain bling-bling BAD!

Douachee
I can't help but imagine this little girl's first family party, everyone sitting around, waiting for their turn to hold the bundle of joy, singing, "Pass the Douachee on the left hand side!"

Marijayne
Well, you know what they were smoking when they came up with this CRE8IVE SPELLING.

DevonAire
Oh. My. Goodness.

Amaleen
Because no listing is complete without an entry into the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME!

Xitaly
This sounds like Rome has acne problems.

Lincoln
Whatever you do, kid...stay away from the theatre.

Kiah Tiger Lily
"That was too awful. I had to share."---Drama Queen
(Thanks, Drama Queen, for this submission!)

Dirrick
There are bad CRE8IVE SPELLINGS...and then there are horrifyingly bad CRE8IVE SPELLINGS. Which one is this? You be the judge.

Z'Jayden Joseph Liminix
An APOSTROPHE ABUSE name, a good Biblical name, and a name that sounds like a computer program gone horribly, horribly awry. Yikes!
(Thanks to Zusia for this one!)

Sharlexia
I have no words. Insert witty comment here: ________________







SECOND RUNNER-UP:




Amirah Danae Ayesha Hameeda

Not one, not two, but THREE bad middle names! I'm sure they must be proud.






FIRST RUNNER-UP:



Ynique
Just a helpful hint, folks: mangling the word "unique" doesn't make the NAME "unique." It makes you look illiterate. Hope that helps!







AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 30 IS.....




CHARDANAE JAZZIE


Oh, where to begin on this one? The terrible CRE8IVE SPELLINGS? The awful STATUS SYMBOL quality? The fact that once again, the trend of naming ones offspring after the alcohol that led to the conception has reared its ugly head?

I'm spent....








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