Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Monday, July 04, 2005

BAD BABY NAMES 29: Your, Uh, Majesty?

BAD BABY NAMES 29




THE RUNNERS-UP:

Integrity
You just know this kid is going to be one helluva good liar.

A'majena
Another classic case of APOSTROPHE ABUSE! And I can't help but wonder...is it "ah mah jee nah" or "a maj ee nah" (like "imagine")?

Jicelle
Yee-haw! A REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name!

Tamaralria
Whew! What a MOUTHFUL!

Valenica
Well, it's better than Apple...but aren't we now comparing Apples and (Valencia) oranges?

Hilton
Hasn't Paris tarnished this name for good yet?

Justus
Now, I am no fan of the name Justice...but this CRE8IVE SPELLING is just downright horrid.

Ted'Quarius
Here's a good example of a name that started out ok...but then went horribly, horribly awry.

Wilson
Picket fence covering half of baby's face not included.

Princeton
There is no way this kid's getting into Harvard...

BreOhna
Can someone explain to me what the point of capitalizing that "O" is? Anyone?

DeMarco
Little DeMarco joins big brothers Don and Juan...

Phallyn
Wow. That is just downright CRUEL. This kid is never going to be able to eat a hot dog, sausage or fish stick in peace.






SECOND RUNNER-UP:




Stetson
After the hat, or the cologne? You make the call.





FIRST RUNNER-UP:




Bishop
I suppose it's an improvement over Knight or Pawn.






AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 29 IS...




ROYAL
Now, this PSEUDO-ROYALTY name isn't just bad...it's generic. Is it Royal as in King, Royal as in Duke or Royal as in Emperor? Come on, if you're going to give your kid a title for a name...be specific, people!






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