BAD BABY NAMES 29: A Sequel to Purple Rain?
BAD BABY NAMES 29
THE RUNNERS-UP:
Kelvinnia
Nothin' like a little REDNECK HALL OF SHAME NAME to get us started!
Shyann
Ugh, what an awful CRE8IVE SPELLING. And what a way to ensure your kid will always be a wallflower!
Loveinna Hennessey-Alizay
Oh, give me strength to find the words to deal with this MOUTHFUL, STATUS SYMBOL name! I can't believe I'm having to remind people of this again...but naming your kids after the alcohol that led to the conception is NOT a good idea. And in this case, neither is announcing to the world that you found love in the alcohol. :::burp:::
Ka'Miyah Ariyan
Two names that are just horrible together. Let's look at the first name: a classic case of APOSTROPHE ABUSE. And the middle? Unless you're dad is a Grand Wizard, having a name that reminds people of white supremicists is probably not the way to go.
Princessa
A twist on the usual PSEUDO-ROYALTY name: not only are they pretending their child is a blue-blood, but a FOREIGN blue-blood! How exotic....not.
Zeaohn
I have no idea how to pronounce this. Is it like the biblical Zion? Or is it zee-on? Or zee-ay-on? The world may never know.
Sheppard
Now, I know that so-called "occupation" names are becoming popular again. In my endless research, I'm seeing lots of little Fishers, Archers and Hunters. But Sheppard? The guy who spends his days avoiding sheep crap? I don't get it.
Tru
Bah, bah bah, oh, ah, I know this much is Tru! This name is bad!
(in my best Spandeau Ballet voice)
Hyacinth
Try as I might, all I can think of when I see this name is the priggish, snobbish Mrs. Bucket from "Keeping Up Appearances."
Forrest
Can you imagine this kid in gym class? "Run, Forrest, run!"
SECOND RUNNER-UP:
Mitt
The logic behind this one escapes me; isn't a mitt a smelly, ugly thing you catch baseballs in?
FIRST RUNNER-UP:
Danquereious
Just when I think I've found the worst MOUTHFUL name out there...another one comes along to prove me wrong. Yikes!
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 29 IS....
ONYX REIGN
Is it just me, or wasn't the Emerald regime a bit better for the economy?
Feel free to leave comments....
THE RUNNERS-UP:
Kelvinnia
Nothin' like a little REDNECK HALL OF SHAME NAME to get us started!
Shyann
Ugh, what an awful CRE8IVE SPELLING. And what a way to ensure your kid will always be a wallflower!
Loveinna Hennessey-Alizay
Oh, give me strength to find the words to deal with this MOUTHFUL, STATUS SYMBOL name! I can't believe I'm having to remind people of this again...but naming your kids after the alcohol that led to the conception is NOT a good idea. And in this case, neither is announcing to the world that you found love in the alcohol. :::burp:::
Ka'Miyah Ariyan
Two names that are just horrible together. Let's look at the first name: a classic case of APOSTROPHE ABUSE. And the middle? Unless you're dad is a Grand Wizard, having a name that reminds people of white supremicists is probably not the way to go.
Princessa
A twist on the usual PSEUDO-ROYALTY name: not only are they pretending their child is a blue-blood, but a FOREIGN blue-blood! How exotic....not.
Zeaohn
I have no idea how to pronounce this. Is it like the biblical Zion? Or is it zee-on? Or zee-ay-on? The world may never know.
Sheppard
Now, I know that so-called "occupation" names are becoming popular again. In my endless research, I'm seeing lots of little Fishers, Archers and Hunters. But Sheppard? The guy who spends his days avoiding sheep crap? I don't get it.
Tru
Bah, bah bah, oh, ah, I know this much is Tru! This name is bad!
(in my best Spandeau Ballet voice)
Hyacinth
Try as I might, all I can think of when I see this name is the priggish, snobbish Mrs. Bucket from "Keeping Up Appearances."
Forrest
Can you imagine this kid in gym class? "Run, Forrest, run!"
SECOND RUNNER-UP:
Mitt
The logic behind this one escapes me; isn't a mitt a smelly, ugly thing you catch baseballs in?
FIRST RUNNER-UP:
Danquereious
Just when I think I've found the worst MOUTHFUL name out there...another one comes along to prove me wrong. Yikes!
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 29 IS....
ONYX REIGN
Is it just me, or wasn't the Emerald regime a bit better for the economy?
Feel free to leave comments....
12 Comments:
At 2:08 PM, Mary said…
Your site really amuses me. I read our baby names every week in the paper, and sometime shave to try to guess whether they're boys or girls.
I linked to you on my blog so others can enjoy your mockery as well.
At 2:28 PM, Anonymous said…
Kelvinnia - obviously fans of Old Star Trek (the Kelvins were the aliens who turned people into those little geometric blocks)
Hyacinth - Latest romance novel by Julia Quinn stars the youngest Bridgerton sister, Hyacinth. Also a semi-evil (annoying really) character in "Wives and Daughters" by Elizabeth Gaskell. So a fine name if you own a time machine.
At 10:43 AM, Anonymous said…
My friend is naming her baby Reuger after a gun..I'm not sure of the spelling. Poor baby :-(
At 10:45 AM, Anonymous said…
My fried is naming her little boy Reuger after a gun, I'm not sure of the spelling. Poor baby :-(
At 2:24 PM, tim gueguen said…
Bit late to post this I suppose, but the gun manufacturer is Ruger, Ruger being the last name of the late founder William Ruger.
At 5:52 PM, Anonymous said…
Onyx...Isn't that a pokemon? (Anime character on T.V.)
At 2:48 PM, Anonymous said…
Im 47 and my name is Debbie Delight Cox, just give it a sec and listen to it, What were they thinking? I changed it!
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