BAD BABY NAMES 29: A Sequel to Purple Rain?
Nothin' like a little REDNECK HALL OF SHAME NAME to get us started!
Ugh, what an awful CRE8IVE SPELLING. And what a way to ensure your kid will always be a wallflower!
Oh, give me strength to find the words to deal with this MOUTHFUL, STATUS SYMBOL name! I can't believe I'm having to remind people of this again...but naming your kids after the alcohol that led to the conception is NOT a good idea. And in this case, neither is announcing to the world that you found love in the alcohol. :::burp:::
Two names that are just horrible together. Let's look at the first name: a classic case of APOSTROPHE ABUSE. And the middle? Unless you're dad is a Grand Wizard, having a name that reminds people of white supremicists is probably not the way to go.
A twist on the usual PSEUDO-ROYALTY name: not only are they pretending their child is a blue-blood, but a FOREIGN blue-blood! How exotic....not.
I have no idea how to pronounce this. Is it like the biblical Zion? Or is it zee-on? Or zee-ay-on? The world may never know.
Now, I know that so-called "occupation" names are becoming popular again. In my endless research, I'm seeing lots of little Fishers, Archers and Hunters. But Sheppard? The guy who spends his days avoiding sheep crap? I don't get it.
Bah, bah bah, oh, ah, I know this much is Tru! This name is bad!
(in my best Spandeau Ballet voice)
Try as I might, all I can think of when I see this name is the priggish, snobbish Mrs. Bucket from "Keeping Up Appearances."
Can you imagine this kid in gym class? "Run, Forrest, run!"
The logic behind this one escapes me; isn't a mitt a smelly, ugly thing you catch baseballs in?
Just when I think I've found the worst MOUTHFUL name out there...another one comes along to prove me wrong. Yikes!
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 29 IS....
Is it just me, or wasn't the Emerald regime a bit better for the economy?
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