BAD BABY NAMES 20: Good Gourd!
And we're off with a CRE8IVE SPELLING right outta the gate!
I don't know if this is a CRE8IVE SPELLING gone horribly awry, or just abject stupidity rearing its ugly head on a birth certificate yet again. I'm leaning towards the latter.
"Now, see, we like the name Dyarrea, but for some reason it kept us running to the bathroom! So we picked a letter out of a hat, and voila!"
Can I buy a vowel?
Drevoughn Dondarius Marzell
Yikes. Yikes. And yet again...YIKES.
So I guess no matter HOW she styles it, she'll always have "Farrah-hair."
Will the APOSTROPHE ABUSE never end???
I know this is a time-honored Irish Gaelic name...but come on. Who doesn't hear elevator music when they see it?
And one more for the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME!
Come, baby Taly man, Taly me banana!
(in my best Harry Belafonte voice)
Now, I've had Maverick on here as a BAD BABY NAME before. Apparently, some genius parent out there thought it was the spelling I took umbrage with. Nay, I say: nay.
I would make fun of this name, but it would just Damean us all.
For the bad 70's stadium-rock band? Or the corpulent right-wing radio nut? Either way, a bad STAR STRUCK name all around.
This is a BAD BABY NAME. And I'm totally Syn'Cere.
(My thanks to NOV03BABY for sending me this one!)
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 20 IS.....
I can't wait to see this family: did they go for all pet names, like Pumpkin, Princess and Darling? Or is it Pumpkin, Dutch Apple and Cherry? Or even worse: Pumpkin, Charles and Jessica?
Let's just hope Pumpkin's an only child.
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