BAD BABY NAMES #39: Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
You know, every holiday season, some wiseacre is gonna sing, "Have a holly Jollie Christmas!" in her vicinity. You just know it.
Wow...that IS Harsh.
Hi, Jacob-Thai. I'm Zen Angel-Native American. Nicetameetcha.
From the chocolates, or the naked horseback rider? You be the judge.
I'm not sure what the parents were hoping to accomplish with this bit of APOSTROPHE ABUSE...but you really can't improve on a name like Leland. You really can't.
A naming tip: if it rhymes with "mafia," probably not a good name to give a baby.
It's been awhile since we've seen a SCI-FI SYNDROME name on this blog. I guess the nerds just aren't procreating as much as they used to. I blame broadband.
I can't help it; every time I see this middle name, I want to yell, "My juniper bushes! Those are my juniper bushes!" (Monty Python reference there)
There are bad CRE8IVE SPELLINGS...and then there's this name.
Look, people: if it's something you'd name your dog, DON'T USE IT FOR YOUR KID! And yes, this includes Fido and Muffy.
Just when I thought I'd seen the worst, the most tongue-twisting and heinous example of a MOUTHFUL/APOSTROPHE ABUSE combo name ever, someone comes along and steals the prize.
Another handy tip: don't take naming advice from Jermaine Jackson, the man who gave us JerMajesty. Changing the "J" to an "Y" and adding a little APOSTROPHE ABUSE does NOT make it an acceptable name. It makes it even worse...which, before now, I thought was impossible.
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 39 IS....
Riot J. Thrasher
Oh...my...goodness. What can I say about this name, except: ZOINKS!
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