Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Fan Mail #33

Dear Zen Angel:

From some Florida birth announcements:

Cyreniti Deseree (a girl) I had to look at this for a minute before I figured out this is just a stupid stupid stupid way to spell Serenity.
B'Lovid Casod (a boy) Oh, my beloved casod! What in god's name is a casod? Or shouldn't I ask?

Plus, they listed some siblings for the new babies, and these included a boy named Touchdown and a pair (don't know which is which but I can guess) called Depina and Cleturs. Call me dirty-minded but don't those sound like somebody's attempt to make cute names out of body parts? What's next: Jenna Talia? No, forget I said that, somebody's probably already used that one.

Bomb Florida today!

Dear Starla,

I fully expect to see a Jenna Talia any day now, lol.

Thanks for reading!

---Zen Angel