Fan Mail #34

Hi, Zen Angel,

I spend a lot of time with elementary-school-aged children in a rural area
with fairly low average income, and situated quite close to a penitentiary.
Not saying this necessarily raises the rate of interesting names (fewer
status symbol names certainly), but... well, here are a few I've collected:

Rayvyn - Attack of the Ys and baby goth in one! Double your value!

Acaydya - Partly attack of the Ys, but also a historical globetrotter name -
Acadia was the name originally given to parts of Eastern Canada by early
settlers.

Jordynn (female) - Extra consonants are hott. Or something.

Drayven (male) - I have no idea.

Maggan - Let's try and find the least attractive spelling of 'Megan'
possible! It'll be fun!

Reggie-Dane (male)

Chantzlyn (female)

Bryley (male)

Bambreigh - Poor kid was nicknamed 'Bambi'. By her parents.

A couple names of older people I've run into:

Bryttynie - cashier at the grocery store

Pamie-Sue - girl I went to school with. No kidding.

Feel free to post,

~Chris

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Dear Chris,

Wow! Those are some really, really bad names. I think my favorite has to be Reggie-Dane. It sounds like some sort of mixed-breed canine.

Thanks for reading!


---Zen Angel