BAD BABY NAMES 30: Phat Couture

BAD BABY NAMES 30




THE RUNNERS-UP:



Zallarious
Hilarious.

Mirakle
Sometimes, I just have to shake my head at these CR8IVE SPELLINGS. This is one of those times.

Dax
I wonder which number host this is....seventh, or eigth? Damn, I can never remember which number Jadzia was...

Ramiyahsuitofi
Try saying THAT five times fast. I dare ya.

Shelbylyn
Add another to the REDNECK HALL OF SHAME! Wooo-eee!

Honey
Hey, who WOULDN'T want to name thier kid after bee vomit?!?

Lyza
That's Lyza with a "z" not an "s" add a "y"....

Fortunate
Not with this name, she isn't.

Demanuel
Raising kids is hard...makes da moms wish they came with demanuel.

Persephone
She was kidnapped by the devil, forced to become his bride and only allowed to see her mom for half a year. Enough said.

Jmes
This is, by far, one of the worst CR8IVE SPELLINGS...EVER. Damn, Jmes!
("Good Times" reference there)

Fiaava'e
Both MOUTHFUL name and APOSTROPHE ABUSE...this name is far from being a fiaav'rite.





SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Pagan
Can you imagine this kid getting yelled at during recess? "Stop acting like a heathen, Pagan! Oops....sorry about that!" Or even worse, imagine him as an adult, with missionaries coming to his door every day...trying to save the Pagan.




FIRST-RUNNER UP:


Chancellor
This is a new PSEUDO-ROYALTY name for me. And not a good one, I might add.




AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 30 IS.....


PHASION
Thankfully, I doubt this name will EVER be in "phasion."




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