BAD BABY NAMES 35: Even John Mellencamp Wanted to Change This Name...
Here's a perfect example of people who DIDN'T follow that age-old rule: if it rhymes, save it for another time.
Am I the only one picturing 80's crooner Rick Astley singing, "Don't you know I would move Heaven and Earth to be Dejavon Astley with you!"
Sister, perhaps, to Uriah Heap?
(thanks to Zusia)
Oh, dear. Someone liked Leslie Neilson in "Airplane!" just a tad bit too much.
The only known offspring of the dreaded Jabberwocky.
Y'all know it wouldn't be a BBN list without this here REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name! Boy howdy!
A blantant case of APOSTROPHE ABUSE and CRE8IVE SPELLLING combining their evil powers together to create an unholy BAD BABY NAME alliance.
I've heard of parents compromising when they can't decide on a name, but usually, one of the names in question becomes a MIDDLE name. As in, seperate from the first name.
Won't you Charleston with me?
What a MOUTHFUL!
This kid is either going to be a biker, a demolition expert, a female impersonator or someone who spends their "down time" at Star Trek conventions. You just know it.
Sorry...but I've got to question the Wisdom of this.
AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 35 IS.....
This brings to mind a good rule of thumb: don't take naming advice from John Mellencamp's agent.
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