Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

BAD BABY NAMES 35: Even John Mellencamp Wanted to Change This Name...

BAD BABY NAMES 35



THE RUNNERS-UP:


Kaden Scharen
Here's a perfect example of people who DIDN'T follow that age-old rule: if it rhymes, save it for another time.


Dejavon Astley
Am I the only one picturing 80's crooner Rick Astley singing, "Don't you know I would move Heaven and Earth to be Dejavon Astley with you!"


Oriah Skye
Sister, perhaps, to Uriah Heap?
(thanks to Zusia)


Surely
Oh, dear. Someone liked Leslie Neilson in "Airplane!" just a tad bit too much.


Jabbarnice
The only known offspring of the dreaded Jabberwocky.


Jozelle
Y'all know it wouldn't be a BBN list without this here REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name! Boy howdy!


A'reyanna
A blantant case of APOSTROPHE ABUSE and CRE8IVE SPELLLING combining their evil powers together to create an unholy BAD BABY NAME alliance.


JonLogan
I've heard of parents compromising when they can't decide on a name, but usually, one of the names in question becomes a MIDDLE name. As in, seperate from the first name.


Charleston
Won't you Charleston with me?


Yvontaysia
What a MOUTHFUL!





SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Flame
This kid is either going to be a biker, a demolition expert, a female impersonator or someone who spends their "down time" at Star Trek conventions. You just know it.



FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Wisdom
Sorry...but I've got to question the Wisdom of this.




AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 35 IS.....



Cougar


This brings to mind a good rule of thumb: don't take naming advice from John Mellencamp's agent.




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