Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

BAD BABY NAMES 38: Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice?

BAD BABY NAMES 38


THE RUNNERS-UP:

Jewelia
This is the first CRE8IVE SPELLING of Julia that I think I've ever seen. Could've done without it.

Danareea
I don't know how many times I have to say this folks, though it should be fairly self-evident: when a name rhymes with "diarrhea," you're just asking for trouble.

Tribiani
Am I wrong, or wasn't this Joey's last name on Friends???

Stoni
These parents definately were.

Madrid
Add this to the ever-lengthening list of GLOBETROTTER names.

Creed
Someday, this kid will learn what a lame band Creed was...and have a lot of teen angst as a result.

Mahalkshmi
No BBN list is complete without at least one MOUTHFUL name! Enjoy.

Colt
As in the baby horse, or the gun? Either way it's a big nay. Or neigh.

Toffany
Why toffee and baby name books don't mix.

La Curtis Da Rikus
Try saying THAT one five times fast. I dare ya.



SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Silencia
It sounds like a wonder drug for parents: "Baby has colic? Try new Silencia, and screamies go bye-bye in a flash!"



FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Harlequin
Let's just hope "Romance" isn't his middle name.



AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 38 IS....


Cinnamon

I don't know which was worse: finding out someone actually named their baby Cinnamon, or reading the comments and finding out that she's got a sister named Honnee.




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