Bad Baby Names!

Welcome to BAD BABY NAMES! All BAD BABY NAMES are actual, verified names from newspapers & online webnurseries from the US & Canada. So enjoy & be glad your parents didn't name you one of these doozies! Remember: all babies are beautiful gifts from God, all created equal...all baby names, however, are NOT.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

BAD BABY NAMES 37: Dial V For...

BAD BABY NAMES 37


THE RUNNERS-UP:



Anianna Z'El
This first name is basically "Annie Anna." Blech. And the middle name? Was that one of Jor-El's second cousins?

Diamond Cherie
"My Diamond Cherie Amour..."

Sky Nevaeh
Now, longtime readers of this blog know quite well my dislike of the pseudo-name Nevaeh. But let's put that aside for a moment, and consider this name: Nevaeh is basically Heaven backwards, correct? So Sky Nevaeh is pretty much the same as saying, "Above, Not Above"?

Tedavius Jakaine-Jelleasheion
Most MOUTHFUL names I come across are for girls. Here's one for the blue team!

Rayford
And hot on the heels of a male MOUTHFUL name, comes a masculine REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name!

Maria Antionetta
Will her first sentence be, "Let them eat cake"?

Aestha
You know, you can take 12-hour pills for that now.

Joulers
She worked in the joulery department.

Bri'Yana
There are bad CRE8IVE SPELLINGS...and then there's Bri'Yana.

Cherokee
Now, here's the stumper: is this baby boy named after the Tribe, the clothing line or the Jeep? Enquiring minds want to know.

Krimson
And for the next baby...will it be Krimson and Klover?

Scottie
Beam this name up...now.



SECOND RUNNER-UP:


Blade
And his brother, Switch.



FIRST RUNNER-UP:


Naughtia
Now, don't get me wrong. Nadia is a beautiful name. But this CRE8IVE SPELLING looks more like a porn star's moniker than a baby name.



AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 37 IS....


Vandetta

Dial V for Vandetta...and then B for BAD BABY NAMES!





feel free to comment....

2 Comments:

  • At 1:07 AM, Blogger rickdog said…

    When I volunteered for a Child Crisis center, every once in a while these 1 year old twins would be brought in:

    Lemongelo and Orangelo

    That's Lemon Jello and Orange Jello.

     
  • At 5:14 PM, Blogger Pix said…

    Are we sure "Naughtia" isn't pronounced "Nausea?" Perhaps after the morning sickness?

     

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